House of Disagreements

Mamma said “Money don’t buy happiness.”
Daddy said, “Money is the key.”
Why oh why, must you disagree?

Mamma said, “Let’s go some place really far.”
Daddy said, “How about a tent in the backyard.”
Why oh why, must I go on?

Mamma said, “Let’s talk it out…”
Daddy said, “Do you have to shout?”
Why oh why, I start to pout.

Mamma said, “Pets are welcomed in this house.”
Daddy said, “Animals live outdoors.”
Why oh why, I can’t take anymore.

Mamma said nothing this last time…
Daddy packed his bags and said goodbye.